My very favorite Special Need Christmas Carols: :-)
#1: We Won't Go
(sung to the tune of "Let It Snow")
Oh, your party sure sounds delightful,But our child's behavior's frightful,And since we'll just bring you woe,We won't go, we won't go, we won't go.
Well, the tantrums he won't be stopping,And we'll chase him 'til we're dropping,He just can't stand the stress, and soWe won't go, we won't go, we won't go.
If we actually made it there,After miles of yelling and gripes,We would suffer your guests' cruel staresAnd overhear all of their snipes.
Oh, they'd whisper that we're bad parents,And our child is quite aberrant,'Til our spirits were sunk, and soWe won't go, we won't go, we won't go.
#8: You Better Watch Out
(sung to the tune of "Santa Claus Is Coming to Town")
You better watch out,
You better not get
Toys that my child's not ready for yet.
Ask me for ideas this year.
I'm making a list,
I'm checking it twice,
And if you don't ask, you're naughty not nice,
Please take my suggestions this year.
Those age-appropriate playthings
May fit those "average" tots,
But my special little angel
Needs a lot of extra thought.
You can't catch her up
With a puzzle or kit.
Why not get a gift
That really will fit?
We threw out that stuff you bought last year.
#10: There Goes Routine
(sung to the tune of "Here Comes Santa Claus")
There goes routine,
There goes comfort,
There goes therapy.
Here comes boredom,
Here comes whining,
There goes sanity!
School break's here
And I should cheer
The time to spend with my kids.
But though I bless
Togetherness
I feel like I'm losing my wits.
But here comes New Year's.
Here comes three cheers,
Here comes tears of joy.
Get the backpacks,
Meet the buses,
Goodbye, girls and boys!
Though it means
More homework scenes
And teacher battles and such.
Ending Christmas break
Can make me
Love that school so much!
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